Friday, July 23, 2010

Rogers Continues to Prove They Are Major Dick Punchers

Hey Everybody, Netflix is coming to Canada!

Next Day:
Rogers lowers download limit!

Exec 1: Let's cash in guys and fuck everyone over some more!

Exec 2: Yes Lets! That's the ROGERS way!

Exec 3: Here Here! A Toast!

(board commences drinking martinis made of baby's blood and consumer tears)

Exec 4: Haha the best thing is that nobody will even notice because we are doing it so early! Man we are so fucking smart (siiiiipppppp)...so fucking smart...

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